Recent studies have found that the Analog/Human Neighborhood Diner experience at Cafe 50’s has a restorative effect on the following very real conditions; Excessive Screen Time Syndrome, Augmented Reality Sickness, Funny Bone Atrophy, Addiction To Trolling, Severe Deprivation of Friendship, Zoom Box Phobia, and I Am Not A Robot Disorder. Sit at a table across from your companion to enjoy eye contact and conversation, delight in old-fashioned full table service, be pleased by Home Cooking made to order, Come in contact with palbable existent objects, help your brain reconnect to reality;

• Push Big Shiny Buttons on Juke Boxes.
• Slide the Door shut Inside a Phone Booth.
• Encounter the fun of a Real Helium Balloon